Hamish Abel Mason

[Hamish Mason]

HAMISH ABEL MASON

What is your name, age, and sexual orientation?

Do you have any hobbies? What are they?

What kind of relationship do you have with your family?

What are you currently doing with your life?

What is your happiest memory?

What is your worst memory?

Describe your ideal partner.

[The Keeper of the Queers]

ACCEPTED

Well look at this fancy-ass man! I'd like for you to French me- I mean, teach me some French. . . If you find that most of your students are failing your class, just look in a mirror and you'll understand why they seem so distracted.